For those of you who don't know by now, I have become affectionately known as "Dr. Love." This stems from the fact that for the past two or three months now, everyone I know has been asking me for love advice, relationship advice, or advice about the opposite sex. I don't know how this came to be exactly, but I have taken it and ran with it. At least two or three times a week, I am called or confronted about a "love " issue. From " I like her, does she like me?" to " I don't get why he/she does...so and so" to "I am so mad at him/her I could kick his/her-----." I sit and patiently listen for hours as the distressed person pours out their heart to me. Then, I play devil's advocate, give them worse case scenaries and best case scenarios and leave the rest up to them. I don't tell them what to do or how to run their lives, I simply provide a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on.
I was taking a break from my Statistics marathon studying last night and grabbed a bite to eat with my friend Brooke. We were talking about the "Dr. Love" situation. I have been really stressed about finances lately, and a $945 credit card bill (Thanks to my car and Gainesville College) doesn't help any. She said that I should start charging for my " Dr. Love" sessions, like $5 per hour. Then, I wouldn't have to worry about bills. We laughed and continued to eat. Someone told me that this might be my calling. Too bad I'd have to spend four more years in college to make it happen.. I don't think so. I see my ability to listen and give advice as a blessing. I am glad that my friends trust me enough to tell me their problems and respect my opinion. So, if you ever need advice about anything concerning relationships, love or life in general, you know who to call.... DR. LOVE!!!
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Dear Dr. Love,
I have been in love with this guy for like 3 months. He is a rock star kind of guy, you know? Long hair, guitar, GREAT smile. So anyway, I just found out last night that he has a girlfriend. He has totally been leading me on.
I voted for him anyway, just because I love him so much.
This happened to me with a guy named Josh Groban once too.
I am thinking of giving up on rock stars.
Do you have any idea what I should do?
Broken in Braselton.
Dear Broken in Braselton,
Would this guy happened to be named Constantine and have a voice from heaven? If so, I am sad that he has a girlfriend too. I see a pattern developing her... falling for Hollywood hotties. My suggestion would be to date Cliff, the bookstore guy, or someone in this zipcode. Let me know how it works out.
Dr. Love
Constantine! No freaking way!
It's Bo Bice.
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